This is a collection of actual thoughts I have had during intimate times. Not your usual, "I gotta paint the ceiling", or "This is worth changing the sheets for", musings. Up to you to decide which I meant in context at the time.
Are we in gear? Yes! No. Yes! YESSS!
She is a nurse, she hadda seen worse than this before.
I'm soo going to invent one of those beer hats that holds two beers with a little tube that runs into my mouth that works in the horizontal position.
1 centimeter closer and that skate blade will scar me for life.
Baby oil is foreplay in a bottle.
Hot idea but I bet this raises my blood sugar level to a bizillion. Mmmmm who cares.
I LOVE ICE FISHING!!
A fifty thousand dollar rug. I'm glad I have the camera.
Wake up baby.
Yeah, let Marge burst in here one more time with that flashlight of hers now looking for the men who stole her vacuum cleaner.
I better not get a splinter off this sauna bench. Dang those looms are loud.
When I said I was cold, I meant I was cold.
Rah! Rah! Raw.
RED LIGHTS SHIT! Good thing he is the sheriffs son.
Hope this doesn't tip the boat, we never unlocked the life preservers.
"...train keeps a roll'n all night long, train keeps aroll'n all night long..."
I shouldn't have bothered shaving.
Hurry up and get back on the lawn mower.
That's going to hurt when he wakes up.
Go nuts. Your gonna get paint on that!
Does he know the Rock is hosting SNL tonight?
Damn you curry. When I am done here, I'm finishing you off.
Mechanical bull, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
This is quaranting neither of us gets a deer now. I'm glad this stand has a chair.
I should drink every night.
"Bring me another shrubbery for a two level effect, knights who say nei!"
Thank you yoga instructor.
Extra sauce there delivery boy.
Monday, March 07, 2005
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Red lights?????????? I want details!
This is Gym Mitch wanting some details, if you didn't guess. You don't have to tell all, just throw me a crumb.
Geeze. I was laughing so hard after the Marge comment that I couldn't see to finish reading. I'll have to go back.
Good old Marge.
Rootie, for deer stand shenanigans, first of all the sexy blaze orange is a must. So is the desire not to freeze any body part off. - Go head- feel free to post your own "intimate thoughts" right here- everyone should- I think it would a hoot.
Sorry Batty- next time I will include a warning rating.
Gym Mitch, the red lights turned out to be snow plow lights. To this day, the effect of old Led Zeplin (long never ending make out music) and flashing lights, unsettles me.
Cattiva, thanks. This was just off the top off my head. I re-read this and almost gave myself a "slut" complex. But then the term sexual is a large vauge one for me. I am intimate quite often with inatimate objects, i.e. Snickers bars, my paint brushes, anything with the Areosmith logo on it. Ha!
Mom... I met a girl. I think this is love and I mean it this time.
Great post. I may have to borrow this.
Just do it King Nate! Ha Ha -I wanna hear more lines like that.
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